OK, I may be the only who finds this funny, but indulge me because I thought it was the most hysterical conversation I’ve ever had with my daughter:
Her (from the back of the car): Mommy, I’ll be the doctor. Do you have a fever?
Me: Hmm, I think maybe I do.
Her: I think you have a fever on your forehead from the hot sun. You need a shot.
Me: What kind of a shot?
Her: Zillions of shots.
Me: That sounds like a lot.
Her: Do you know what that is Mommy?
Me: No, what?
Her: Fine medical advice.
Finest I’ve ever received.