Funny Quotes from Kids
It’s true – kids really “do say the darndest things” sometimes. And members of our blog team can certainly attest to that! We recently spent time swapping stories about the funniest things the bloggers’ kids have been saying lately. Below are some of our favorite funny quotes from kids.
What funny things have your kids said? Add your own stories in the comments area below.
The Funniest Thing My Child Has Said Recently…
Owen (age 3): Mommy, you be a dinosaur.
Me: RRRRROAR! (Insert stomping feet)
Owen: Dinosaurs don’t walk.
Me: Sure they do. They can run too.
Owen: No, they don’t.
Me: Sometimes they have to run to the store, you know, to buy milk.
Owen: Dinosaurs don’t drink milk.
Me: Well, what do they eat?
Owen: (Long pause) Popcorn
Me: Maybe they have to run to the store to get popcorn.
Owen: No, they get it at the circus.
So, there you have it, proof you can never win a debate with a 3-year-old boy.
Over the winter, my daughter, in all seriousness, asked me if I could have a baby so she would have a little sister to be able to reverse winter and take all the snow and ice away. Although I wish getting the snow away was that easy, she may be waiting a couple more winters before that happens! Safe to say she has watched Frozen one too many times!
Benjamin: Why is Nana your Mommy?
Me: She just is. Just like I’m your Mommy.
Benjamin: Who is your Daddy?
Me: Well, he would be your Grandpa, but he isn’t alive anymore.
Me: He’s just not around.
Benjamin: Why is he not around? What shape is he?
At a consignment shop, my daughter picked up a rotary phone. “What’s this thing?” (long pause) “Oh, I know, I saw one of these on the Peanuts once.”
Dalhia, age 2: She recently found her swimsuit in her dresser. She brought it out to her Mom and said, “Mom we need to go pooling.”
Noelia, now age 5 but she said this when she was three: Back story…she couldn’t remember the name of the iPad but she really wanted to use it. So she said, “Grandma, can I use your iPatio?” We still call our iPads iPatios.
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