Model Baby: Potty Trained at 6 Months
There are a lot of things about supermodel Gisele Bundchen that make me want to puke. Here’s the latest: She claims that her son, at age 6 months, is potty trained. Seriously??! Just because you have figured out as a mom that your child poops regularly five minutes after feeding and you hold him over the toilet to do his business does not make him potty trained. It makes YOU potty trained. Congratulations. See me in three years and let me know how it’s going then.
In all fairness, I have had the worst, longest, most complex and arduous potty training saga in the world, so if I seem a little bitter, I probably am. But I am happy to report that I think we’ve reached the peak of Mount Olympus, and let me tell you, the view is beautiful. I’m not saying we’ll never encounter another puddle, but we finally have more dry days than wet ones.