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You know you’re pregnant when…

You know you’re pregnant when…

  • you put your pants on backwards and don’t even notice it until your third trip to the bathroom.
  • you actually panic if you start losing weight.
  • you find it convenient that your belly serves as a useful TV tray.
  • you have no shame about what your shoes look like as long as they’re comfortable.
  • you feel no guilt about the mountains of housework being left undone in your home.
  • the stress resulting from your inability to focus 100% on work instantly melts away when you finally accomplish the all-consuming task of choosing the perfect 5-piece crib sheet set… (Bananafish’s Short Latte, I think…)

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